kfcofficial:

breebreeisacutiepie:

surrounded-by-broken-mirrors:

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

or ya know, not even a choice

I’m sorry, I just like McDonalds’ food better than yours!

have you ever been to kfc son

ahlakes:

drownedinblissfulconfusion:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

spread your wings, baby!  you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!

it gets even better when you find out it’s called hyperpressure endospermal ejaculate.

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: tempooooooooes)